my.bicycle

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• Session 1 (.mov)
• Session 22 (.mov)
• Session 416 (.mov)

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       A SHERIFF, a BEAUTIFUL WOMAN in her thirties, has a 
       revolver leveled on Jack from the kitchen’s open back 
       door.  Jack smiles, raising his hands.

                           JACK
                 You shouldn’t point those things at 
                 people.  They’re dangerous.

                           SHERIFF
                 Only if I pull the trigger.

                           JACK
                 I wasn’t talking about the gun.

                           SHERIFF
                 Neither was I.

       They stand there a moment, confused by their own wit.

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Who’s lovin’ your Mama?
I am
I am

The New Yorker: Shouts and Murmurs: WHAT I’D SAY TO THE MARTIANS
by Jack Handey
People of Mars, you say we are brutes and savages. But let me tell you one thing: if I could get loose from this cage you have me in, I would tear you guys a new Martian asshole.You say we are violent and barbaric, but has any one of you come up to my cage and extended his hand? Because, if he did, I would jerk it off and eat it right in front of him. “Mmm, that’s good Martian,” I would say.
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(D’oh! I forgot — THANKS, TimK)

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Apple, based in Cupertino, California, said iTunes would charge ¥150, or $1.34, each for 90 percent of its songs and ¥200 for the other 10 percent, undercutting some services, like Sony’s Mora, which charges ¥210.
(...)
Offerings from Japanese artists on Sony labels will not be available on iTunes, said a spokeswoman for Sony Music Entertainment, Kiyono Yoshinaga.
“We are in talks with Apple, but we have not reached an agreement at this time,” she said, declining to give details.

They say that if a person has a pet cat and dies, if the person’s body is not found fairly soon after death, the cat, having not been fed, will become ravenously hungry and eat the dead person's face off — JUST the face!

Is this true? My cat often looks me in the face. I used to think he was just being friendly. Now I know he's just sizing me up, like a chef at a butcher shop, waiting for “the big day.” Since hearing this rumor, every time my cat licks his chops it gives me the willies!
— Snopes’ most ridiculous questions (boingboing)

Lockpick Pornography is a book about a boy. It is about a boy in search of the feeling that he’s a part of something queer and strong and worthwhile. When he reads about "the movement" in the paper, or see queers interviewed on TV, he doesn't feel like a part of that. He doesn't feel like he’s represented by that toned down image they've created to help straight people "tolerate" gay people. He wants to be a part of something more honest.

He goes to lesbian bars dressed as a drag king. He struggles to reconcile his belief that gender is a construction and an illusion with his complete lack of attraction to women. He forms a terrorist cell to smash the heterosexual state. He punches a girl because she looks like Paris Hilton. He thinks too much.

Lockpick Pornography is a book about figuring out what it means to be anything anymore. It is a book about trying to make a difference.